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Post by mcmillid1 on Jul 27, 2011 15:41:32 GMT -5
Caution: Death Has Side Effects
Causes permanent paralysis, memory loss, severe depression, low blood pressure, aggravated respiratory cessation, loss of vision, marked hearing impairment, bloating, especially when exposed to water, attention deficit disorder, irreversible brain damage, swelling, Grave’s disease, decreased libido, impotence, constipation, digestive disorders and skin slippage.
Side effects may include yellowing of the eyes and skin, swelling of the face, numbness in the hands and feet, depressed appetite and in some reported cases increased sensitivity to sunlight and a marked craving for fresh blood. .
In certain rare cases death may also cause a permanent burning sensation. Some patients in studies have experienced delusions of grandeur, such as walking on golden streets, a suddenly acquired ability to fly, talking with a deity, and hallucinations such as meeting with long lost relatives. .
Taken over a long period of time may cause decomposition of extremities, extreme body odor, loss of skeletal control, hollowed eyes, mummification, and or insect infestation. Not recommended for long term use.
Danny McMillion 7-27-11
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Post by Raymond Neely on Jul 28, 2011 3:56:57 GMT -5
Scary and amusing. I liked reading it.
RN
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